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If pigeons are just birds, why do they always run away when you ask them about the Burbank incident?
Source: Guy at the bus stop
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The Moon is actually just the back of the Sun. They don't want you to know because it would ruin the flashlight industry.
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It started as a joke. I told my friends that Wi-Fi routers were emitting signals to make our pets unionize. We laughed. But then my cat looked at me... differently.
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